I ran 3096m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. http://www.canabalt.com/

Oktoberfest SF is 90% drunk Asians-Asian chicks in beer maid costume just look like amine characters, can’t pull it off. Happy Bday Timmay.

Elaborate multi-camera rig captures giant redwood tree http://post.ly/75KH

. @DIRECTV Bring back Universal Sports. I’m not even a customer but dropping USPTS was a stupid move.

Quote your tag attributes properly for ultimate glory.

Just needs a stereo channel mixer and pitch adjust. RT Fun! http://bit.ly/2m68lu (Hint: Hit “party”.) via @msjuliejulie (via @nelz9999)

High Five New York City http://post.ly/6ZmN

I want soup but not sure if I’m too worn down to trek to Soup Co and wait in what must be a massive line…

Good deal on custom fit Shimanos for girls with big feet: http://is.gd/3L7Vu

Several cups of lemon-honey tea, two Emergen-Cs, and one chocolate croissant later and the sore throat situation still could go either way.

OMG!! http://post.ly/62iX

“Tuneless ralph” #weirdcaptchas

Major groove on my ride to work this morning, flying, only to and discover I had no bottle - looking for a nearby shop to hit at lunch.

Can’t tell if I’m getting sick, or just tired and have a little throat itch…or both…

Shave of Opportunity http://post.ly/5oef